It was fun being with dave and ben and some other friends, and I'm glad that the people i had around me for NYE new i was gay and are ok with it, that feels good.
But I'm not gonna lie, last night was frustrating, mostly b/c i got freaking molested by every guy that walked by me and like starred down by creepers. I was actually ready to punch someone. I used to just ignore it when someone starts like rubing my back or passes by and grabs and handfull of ass or whatever, but last nite i was just pissed and any time anyone even got close to making a move on me id like grab their arm and push it away from me. One guy gave me a dirty look when I stopped him from touching me, and i was like wtf asshole u dont have the right to touch me, i'm not some slut and no ammount of money is gonna get me to go in bed with you.
ne ways, i was rather pissed... I felt very objectified, and ready to start a fight... btw i cud prbly kick a lot of those dudes asses... they're all drunk slow and not that strong.
I may be done w/ gay bars 4 a while.
oh and it wasnt worth it cuz i didnt find ne 1 to kiss for midnight... altho i'm sure i cud have had many guys... The problem was more my pickiness and shyness
Ok now onto the title of this post. While i was there people sed i looked like various celebrities.
Among them was ashton kutcher. two people sed i looked like him last nite... one was like, "i'm sure u've been told this b4 but you look like ashton kutcher"
which i dont think i do at all... but i kinda dress like him and have similar hair.
actually on second thought there are some similarities... I'll take the compliment tho.
[and yes I'm posting the pictures of these guys for a couple reasons... 1)i'm bored off my ass, 2) most are hot nd i dont mind looking at them, 3) i'm vain, 4) it's an excuse to post pics which will def increase my blog traffic]
the next noted celebrity semblence was stated by a large fag hag who seemed like a pretty fun person... I was walking through the dance floor and she look at me an screamed,
"Oh my God, It's Zac Efron!!!!"
..... she preceeded to hug me and pinch my cheek. Not necessarily the most proud of that one, but I'll take it as a compliment.
It was pretty funny tho. Again, I'm not sure I look like Efron, but we have certain similarities... specially in the hair department, but also a bit of facial structure. Im more muscular than he is tho, so i think i have him beat.
I was also told I look like Jonathan Taylor Thomas... I've actually been told this many times... So who knows, perhaps. but yea i really dont see it, personally i think Efron or Kutcher are closer matches.
Now, to the person that I uncanily look like... no one actually sed i looked like him last night, but that's cuz he isnt that well known.
It's William Mosely who plays the part of Prince Peter in the knew Narnia series. My mom is convinced were like long lost twins or something (which doesnt make ne sense), but yea... fairly similar xcept i'm bigger and more muscular than him.
Actually looking at some of his pic now we are pretty similar, but even moreso than in the pics, when i saw the movie I felt like i was watching myself cuz we make the same facial expressions... its really weird.
so here we go
i especially look like the narnia pic
so yea for the record I dont really think i look like these guys, and i just think its funny that people think i do. I'm not sure why they do, but thought it wud make an entertaining post, and perhaps u have a vague idea of what other people think i look like now.
Alright peace out
Jordo
and happy new years!!!!
5 comments:
Happy New Year. I'm not a big fan of gay bars either. The ones that I've been to seem to be full of older lonely guys. I'll bet you felt like a bloody piece of meat being tossed into a pool of sharks.
I guess your good looks are a curse in this case. Actually I like all of the actors you mentioned. I can tell them all apart. So if you look like all of them, WOW! I would have probably been friendly to you too (and would probably kicked my ass for groping too).
You need to go out with people cuter than you so people will be hitting on them instead of you.
Cheers.
Bars are rarely fun unless you go with someone or just want to dance. They are probably the worst place to meet the type of guy that you are looking for. But it's good to have friends to hang with.
There is being friendly in a bar, such as smiling, striking up a conversation, shaking hands. What you are describing is inappropriate touching. You were right to be angry when anyone touches you inappropriately. Grabbing a guy's ass is as wrong as grabbing a woman's breast. I hope that it was just drunks on New Year's Eve.
I think it's good that you're laying off bars for a while. They'll just increase your frustrations about not having a boyfriend. Besides, you're such a desirable slab of meat that sooner or later someone's gonna spike your drink. So be careful.
spike a drink...\really? How many agree? How common? Well you can always stick with beer and walk up to the bartender with someone you want to buy you a beer. Just drink from a bottle you saw the bartender open.
Older gays tell me that when AIDS [or GRID "Gay Related Immuno Deficiency"... before it got a less awful name] first showed up, guys would only drink bottled beer in bars, thot it was safest from germs. They had no idea how it was transmitted. I have read about that too.
Do Dave and Ben think the nasty ass grabbing is bad too? Sometimes in bars with regular patrons an ass pat is a way to say hi. Odd I know. Butt like not a grab and squeeze. That is what I have seen in some bars here in this part of cali, esp. San Francisco. IDK.
How odd and ironic that looking hot is a problem... Wear baggy clothes and frown a lot?
HNY btw! Lets chat sometime!
steevo
Zac Efron? that kid looks weird. seriously. is he an alien hyprid?
Jonathan Taylor Thomas is hot though.
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